Sometimes people have questions. I always have answers. Weather I make up the answers or if I recently have seen a discovery channel special on the exact topic of your question, I will have an answer and will be absolutely certain that I think it is correct!

 

Below is a letter from Ogretim@aol.com

 

Hello EEC,

    What gives!?!?! you have not done a damn thing on the website in like over a freaking week! Ok, so you did add Jessica to the website, but you were clearly drunk and your bio for her sounds more like a drunken David Hasselhoff than a talented improv actor. Seriously how about some more content! and lose some weight, your chubby ass is making me sick.

 

   Yours Ogretim@aol.com

 

Oddly enough, I saw a discovery channel documentary on this very topic! The topic was to mind your business before I knock your front teeth in. 

 Burn in hell!

    Your friends at Evil Empire Comedy. 

 

So to be honest... We don't get many emails...Yet. Most of what we get are porn sites, penis enlarging ads and amazing information on how we can work at home and make thousands. Which I do appreciate, There is nothing better than working at home, where i do not have a boss so I can look at all the porn I like, while enjoying the benefits of having a 2-3 inch longer penis. All the while making thousands of dollars sending out emails about porn, enlarging penis's and making money working from home.

 

Seriously, Until I figure out how to allow comment posting, send me your clever ideas and comments and they will go on here. And I may or may not make fun of you.

 

Truth. Peace. Comedy. 

Honestly I do not see sun microsystems as an Evil Empire. What I do see is a cool and clever logo, and in my opinion anything this cool deserves to be stolen. And I made this a while ago and did not feel like making a new logo today, so get off my back and deal with it.

 

 Notice how the UN in sun gets turned on its side and becomes the S, also notice how the VIL gets turned on its side and becomes E, cool huh?

 

Being more or less out of ideas of logos to steal, I want your help to choose my next victims. What Evil Empire is oppressing you? Do they have a logo I can rip off? Send your ideas to  evilempirecomedy@gmail.com (you can follow the link on the contact page) and we will rip em off! 

Fear not Evil Minions! EEC's ongoing battle against the man is still raging on on! Todays victim? 

Some of you may say that the true Evil Empire existing in the fast food industry should be McDonald's.. I disagree. First of all, McDonald's made famous and accessible the venerable Chicken McNugget, which I am sure you agree, has been to the benefit of all mankind.  Additionally Burger-king Changes their Chicken Tenders every year or so. Every time I get attached to a "nugget product" they change it! Bastards! The other issue affecting my choice in fast food evil is that damn clown. I am not afraid of the lawyers at McDonald's, but that fucking clown is terrifying.

 

The next time you are hungry, forget about Burger King and Take a great big bite out of a steaming comedy burger from Evil King!

 

 

 

 

So the theme with stealing the logos of various evil empires, and using them in a non illegal assertion of our first amendment right, Here is the venerable Enron logo, made even more evil and strangely hilarious! Because of the unlikeliness of Enron getting angry at us for soiling their reputation (ha!) if you want a shirt with this logo on it, simply let us know and it will be done! So here it is, our second in a series of Evil Empires! EECnron! Seriously we have no money to embezzle!

 

 

In our on going fight against The Man, we here at Evil Empire Comedy do our best to exert our First Amendment Right of freedom of speech. In this case we exploit the image of Starbucks Coffee Company. If we were in any way to make money on this image it would become illegal. So If you want a shirt or a sticker with this logo on it, to fucking bad. Come to our shows we might give one away for free or something. 

 

 

I totally just reached Evil Genius status!  Video is a go!

SO again with the video attempt.

 

 

If there is a video below, yes. If there is no video, I have not figured it out yet. If the world explodes, the answer is no.

 

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I totally figured out how to link to YouTube. This whole interweb thing is easy to use! Thank you Al Gore! So if while you are parusing the site and you notice something is missing, BACK OFF! I am fucking working on it. Asshole. Am I allowed to swear on the internet? Well I guess if they did'nt get mad at me for the two girls one cup thing.......

Hello Evil Minions!

 

Well here it is, after over a year with out a website, EEC On-line is back! We will be posting periodically and letting you know all the funny EEC happenings, and funny EEC commentary on all sorts of stuff. Ironically, I have an opinion I would like to share! Go Figure!

 

Well you may have noticed that there is some hubub going on about the Olympics in China. I think it something to do with bald guys wearing red dresses. Regardless of the reason I think China may be the wrong choice for the Olympics. So not being one to complain and not offer a solution. Hayward 2008!!! I know you may be thinking; Hayward is to small for the Olympics! Who wants to watch mens power-walking down mission? Hayward has no stadiums! How can you put together the Olympics in two weeks? I thought Hayward was just a college party town. Well I say POO to all of that. I say china looses it's right to host the Olympics. AND I even have the olympic logo redesigned for hayward and the hosts of the Olympics, Evil Empire Comedy!!!!