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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Alieans!!!!!!!

Do you see it????? There is an alien imprisoned/etched into my wardrobe! See him in the picture below? I have had this wardrobe for 10 years and I have never noticed its terrifying stowaway! In the picture below you can see him hiding in the wood. There are clearly 2 eyes and an ear to the left of the eyes. You can also see the nose and possibly mouth holes. Above the head the antennae are visible and also what could quite possibly be tentacles. I will submit these images here then I will send them to the proper authorities.

 

Alien/WIdealien.jpg

 

Here is a close up so you can see the alien a little more closely. 

 

Alien/Alien.jpg

 

To make it even more clear to you nay sayers out there here is the outline i did to more clearly define the alien.

 

Alien/AlienTrace.jpg

 

Terrifying no?  Here is an even more detailed image of the imprisonment.

 

Alien/Preditor.jpg

 

HOLY CRAP!!!!! Now it looks like a still from the movie Aliens Vrs Predator: Requiem!!! Oh the humanity! I will investigate further.

 

It was worse than I feared. My life is likely in danger. The aliens are clearly after me and want to take me to the mothership to probe my anus. To all my beloved friends, I will miss you. and I ask that you remain vigilant in watching your closets, dressers, and wardrobes for signs of extra terrestrial life. View the final image below if you dare.

 

Alien/Therealalien.jpg

 

 

11:33 am pst 


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