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Aaron Alexander is handsome. Some would go so far as to say, "Very handsome." Yet, still, others would argue that Aaron is "incredibly handsome" and that there are "no contenders against his handsomeness." These statements, and other like, "I cannot believe how good looking a man can get," are all true. Dr. Hank E. Isawhet states in his article The Plight of Handsome Individuals that "Aaron Buckley has a 10:1 handsome ratio, making him the most handsome individual on this planet, even universe." Even Pattie Onbunns, the Bay Area's leading expert on the effects of handsomeness, says that "when [she] came into [Aaron's] presence for the first time, it was like a very sexy and incredibly warm wind swept upon [her], a kind of wind that fondles you when you're standing nude in the garden." And that's exactly what looking at Aaron is like--it is like standing nude in your garden, exposed, unafraid, and totally free.

If you don't believe how amazing Aaron is, believe these testimonials from definitely not-made-up people:

Harry Buttasscrack, from WA: "I thought I knew what beauty was. I thought beauty was a woman. I was wrong. Beauty is Aaron. It always has been, always will be."

Gerald Longpoke: "I would have to say that looking at Aaron is liken to an Irish immigrant of the 1820s beholding the Statue of Liberty for the very first time. Basically:,Aaron is like a credit card with 0% APR for the first two years."

First Amendment, from NJ: "Aaron, when he looks at you, when he stares into your eyes, that's...that's like looking into a pool of pleasure you will never experience in your life time, yet, that's all you can think about since the moment you set eyes on him, and his on you, and it's in know that you can't have him that he has you. Oh, baby, oh baby, make me so hot."

Barbara Madeupname, from ZT (not-a-made-up state!): "If you send this not-made-up bio to 1 friend: Aaron will shoot a baby deer; 2 friends: Aaron will attempt to love you, but then shoot a baby deer; 3 friends: Aaron will shoot at a baby deer, but miss, and hit a baby rabbit; 4 friends: Aaron and the baby deer will meet up 12 years from now and laugh about the crazy old times of him trying to shoot the baby deer; 5 friends: Aaron and the baby deer, now best friends because of you (you sent 5 friends this not-made-up bio), will show up at your place and do at least seven keg stands each; 6 friends: Aaron and the baby deer will elope and you wont be invited to their wedding, but at least you know that Aaron is happy at last, so you will be happy for him, which will cause you to orgasm. A lot.

Those not-made-up testimonials are definite proof that this bio, and the person that is Aaron Alexander, is not made-up at all! If you cannot believe that Aaron Alexander is the most handsome person ever, like, ever-ever, then, you can just, like, you can...like...whatevernstuff!

Looking at Aaron is like an Irish immigrant of the 1820s beholding the Statue of Liberty for the very first time. Aaron is like a credit card with 0% APR for the first two years.

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